Aerosmith do the Splits?

So senior crotch rockers Aerosmith look to have parted company with tyre lipped lead singer, Steve Tyler. These rock behemoths have parted company before, albeit temporarily, due to various, ahem, substance issues.

You’d have thought the band would be about ready to dust off their slippers and get in the queue for a free bus pass by now, but nay, they still have some prima donna antics left before they jump ship. Having recently wobbled off stage, resulting in a broken shoulder, Tyler and the band have hardly spoken. Is this the end for the guys, is Steve really going to walk this way out of Aerosmith or will he stay and not “miss a thing”. Here’s a quick nostalgic quiz to help you through these worried times…

1: Finish the song title - “Love in an ……” ?
a) Elevator | b) Travelator | c) Radiator | d) Respirator

2: What is Steve Tyler's real surname?
a) Torino | b) Tibbles | c) Tallarico | d) Taldakian

3: Aerosmith have appeared on many rock soundtracks, but what iconic rock film have they appeared in?
a) Spinal Tap | b) Wayne's World | c) Almost Famous | d) The Rock

4: Finish these Steven Tyler quotes: “You have no idea how much it costs to look this ...”
a) chipper | b) terrific | c) cheap | d) champion

5: “I love every bone in a womans body, especially ……”
a) her wrists | b) her elbow | c) her pelvis | d) my own

6: “Its as clear as the balls on a …….”
a) tall dog | b) baseball bag | c) basketball court | d) christmas tree

Answers on a postcard please (or a reply back to this blog would be better). The prize is pure, unadulterated self satisfaction at knowing you’re the smartest arse on the block. Here’s fingers, toes and thighs crossed that the mighty Aerosmith stay together…