Wednesday 21 October 2009

BITCH BLOG - TRICK OR TREAT?

In an increasingly ostentatious show of droll glamour, alternative soul singer Paloma Faith donned Marilyn Monroe's wig and a pair of Queen Latifa faux breasts for her latest promo campaign. The pint-sized doll also employed a few cross-dressing circus acts to help propell her through a televised performance of New York in the run-up to Halloween. The show was due to air next Saturday for the big 31st, but had to be cancelled due to Paloma toppling over and squashing a hired drawf. The drawf was taken to hospital, but regained consciousness with a smile on his face. He won't be pressing charges, instead delighting in the taste of rubber still fresh in his mouth. Miss Faith is now reconsidering her UK tour costume, reportedly a Trojan Swan with fire-works shooting out its nostrils.


If you haven't guessed already, this was a joke. We adore Paloma but couldn't resist the Katie Price look-a-like pic.

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