Friday, 4 December 2009

Free Track: Darwin Deez

You need a partner for this song...

First hold Hands, bend those achey knees then take a hearty breathe and bounce like a unbearable child on every mind-altering sugar fix possible. After you’ve drain the rushing blood from your ears, you should hear the sweet chiming vocals of the geekily named Darwin Deez...

This song is clearly beyond cute. With LA inspired lyrics of drinking Starbucks, shopping with together and falling for his bird after one week, this dude is in loved-up Heaven. Being wooed with overpriced coffee is a sure-thing right?

Let’s hang on a minute, listen to the lyrics, and bells begin to ring. Unhealthy relationship!! What is wrong with this scenario?

1. The girl “is mine” after one week. Cling-on.

2. He drives "1000 miles an hour". (That’s not even possible!)

3. She is a radar-detector, maybe not even human. Ew, inter-species sex.

4. If radar-detector is just a metaphor for her over protectiveness. Would you want a gf who stops you from being liberated and driving fast. Boring.

5. They drink coffee together. They shop together. Do you they have any other friends?

Despite the psycho-love ties, this song is pretty sweet, you’d easily see it on 90210 while those kids are making out, shopping, buying Starbucks...

Darwin Deez | Radar Detector by supersweet

2 comments:

  1. haha I think he's saying Star Maps like those maps you buy in LA of celebrity homes!

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  2. Haha my SS bad! As a correction:

    5: They stalk Celebrities together. They shop together. Do you they have any other friends?

    Think it works still. Those creepy kids. x

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