Check out this awful, awful, awful website called Girls Ask Guys, full of everything you ever wanted to avoid knowing about dating. If this were a shop, it'd be a terrorist cess-pit masquerading as a cheap ball-and-tackle outlet down Tottenham Court Road.One sub-page outlines how to keep a conversation going with your date, and what personal questions you can ask her so she'll dribble on about herself without knowing she's revealed her pet peeve, probably you asking her dumb-ass questions like these:
Q. Are you a night owl or a morning person?
Q. In how many languages can you say 'Hello'?
Q.What is your full name including middle name?
Q. What's your definition of cheating?
Q. Are you better at eating salsa or dancing it?
Q. Describe your fighting style: drunken master or angry monkey?
Q. Do people tell you that you act older, younger, or your age?
Q. Have you ever come close to death?
A. Yes, right now I'm close to death. Now fuck off and grown a brain cell before I kick you in the bollocks like an angry monkey.
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