Hi. This is Ellen DeGeneeeres. I saw your recent blog about the Hawaii Chair and I'd like to plug my own talk show, Ellen, where I test out one of these chairs with my own ass. Did you know I'm also a lesbian? I think editorial assistant Tiffany Tondut is extremely hawt and I wonder if she'd like to try out the chair with me sometime, wink wink. I think you know where I'm going with this. Call me. I'm not desperate. (001189602614)
(P.S I'm a vegetarian, hence no ham)
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