Le Sexoflex

I got distracted by Le Sexoflex while watching Spain winning the once-every-four-year footie match! They are ones of those controversial US imports, but with all those taboo-ised lyrics, they show more bravado than them Glee folk. Check'em out if you dare.





Pervs rule!

Liars, you entertain me!

Letter of the day...

From: Marc
To: SUPERSWEET
Subject: Looking for my 2010 queen!!

Hello my Im a sucessful business man in new york city and i just hate dating these days.. some women they just don't know how to appreciate a good man ...im looking to chat and make friends and maybe we can meet one day and start off with a coffee!....holla back id like to know more about you!


REPLY: We're doing our best to turn the magazine into a queen. Can you wait 10 more years, Marc?

SS Role Play

Everyone I know thinks we do absolutely nothing at the SS HQ. These pictures confirm the rumour is probably true...
But what's this one?! I fell asleep while Tiffany made me check it out down there... zzz...
And what are these guys from Liars doing in exactly the same outfits??
Well... here's one clue... Keep yerr eyes wide open!

BITCH BLOG - TRICK OR TREAT?

In an increasingly ostentatious show of droll glamour, alternative soul singer Paloma Faith donned Marilyn Monroe's wig and a pair of Queen Latifa faux breasts for her latest promo campaign. The pint-sized doll also employed a few cross-dressing circus acts to help propell her through a televised performance of New York in the run-up to Halloween. The show was due to air next Saturday for the big 31st, but had to be cancelled due to Paloma toppling over and squashing a hired drawf. The drawf was taken to hospital, but regained consciousness with a smile on his face. He won't be pressing charges, instead delighting in the taste of rubber still fresh in his mouth. Miss Faith is now reconsidering her UK tour costume, reportedly a Trojan Swan with fire-works shooting out its nostrils.


If you haven't guessed already, this was a joke. We adore Paloma but couldn't resist the Katie Price look-a-like pic.

Custo Barcelona

I'm going to see Custo Barcelona show tonight, the flashiest fashion show of the New York Fashion Week. Here's what they got me so excited for in the press release...

Custo Barcelona: The Tent (8:00 PM)

Celebrities Expected: Kenan Thompson, Actor – Saturday Night Live, Bryan Greenberg, Actor, Mark Indelicato, Actor- Ugly Betty, Miss Jay, Judge – America’s Next Top Model, Kristen Dalton, Miss USA, Stefania Fernandez, Miss Universe, Federico Castelluccio, Actor-The Sopranos, Amerie, Singer , Actress, Carlos Leon, Actor, Melody Thornton, Singer – The Pussycat Dolls, Jared Cotter, TV Host – FUSE TV & American Idol Finalist, Tinsley Mortimer, Socialite, Adam Bertrand, Actor – The Beautiful Life, Miss Teen USA, Stormi Bree Henley, Lothar Mattaus, Former Soccer Player, Adam Green, Singer, Olivia Palermo, TV Personality – The City, Turner Cody, Musician, Johannes Hubl, Male Supermodel, Heather Thomson, Celebrity Stylist, Monique Stateena, America’s Next Top Model Cycle 11.

• Witness the most high energy show of the season as Custo Barcelona transforms The Tent into a Mediterranean paradise.

I'm stoked that I'm going to get to see a couple of beauty pageants and Miss Jay from ANTM. But Adam Green?!! Really?!! What's he there for? Or is this what I should be expecting?
I certainly hope so! Can't wait, everything he touches turns to gold any way... Why the hell not?

I'll have mine without the ham. Thanks.

Hi. This is Ellen DeGeneeeres. I saw your recent blog about the Hawaii Chair and I'd like to plug my own talk show, Ellen, where I test out one of these chairs with my own ass. Did you know I'm also a lesbian? I think editorial assistant Tiffany Tondut is extremely hawt and I wonder if she'd like to try out the chair with me sometime, wink wink. I think you know where I'm going with this. Call me. I'm not desperate. (001189602614)

(P.S I'm a vegetarian, hence no ham)